The 99: Islamic Super Heroes

Iran Releases Its Bleach-Blonde Version of "The Passion of Christ"

Iranian actor, Ahmad Soleimani Nia plays the role of Jesus in Iran's latest version of "Jesus, the Spirit of God." (AFP)

Iran released their own version of "The Passion of Christ" but without the Crucifixion and bleached hair.
AFP reported:

A director who shares the ideas of Iran's hardline president has produced what he says is the first film giving an Islamic view of Jesus Christ, in a bid to show the "common ground" between Muslims and Christians.

Nader Talebzadeh sees his movie, "Jesus, the Spirit of God," as an Islamic answer to Western productions like Mel Gibson's 2004 blockbuster "The Passion of the Christ," which he praised as admirable but quite simply "wrong".

"Gibson's film is a very good film. I mean that it is a well-crafted movie but the story is wrong -- it was not like that," he said, referring to two key differences: Islam sees Jesus as a prophet, not the son of God, and does not believe he was crucified.

چهار شنبه سوری بر همه مبارک

سخن هفته

صغرا خانم فداکار

خلیج فارس

خاهران راهب در مسابقه

Nuns at a BallGame

SITTING BEHIND A COUPLE OF NUNS AT A BASEBALL GAME (WHOSE HEAD GEAR PARTIALLY BLOCKED THE VIEW), THREE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS IN AN EFFORT TO GET THEM TO MOVE.

IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, "I THINK I'M GOING TO MOVE TO UTAH, THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS LIVING THERE."

THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO MONTANA, THERE ARE ONLY 5O NUNS LIVING THERE."

THE THIRD GUY SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO IDAHO , THERE ARE ONLY 25 NUNS LIVING
THERE."

ONE OF THE NUNS TURNED AROUND, LOOKED AT THE MEN, AND IN A VERY SWEET, CALM, VOICE SAID, "WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL... THERE AREN'T ANY NUNS THERE."

امتحان تبعيت

CITIZENSHIP EXAM

A Persian grandma just came from Iran and wanted to become a citizen

In the United States. So she took her grandson with her to take her
citizenship exam. The immigration officer told the Persian woman
that he had to ask her 4 simple questions about America and if she
answers them correctly, she would become a citizen. She Said, "Ok,
but I no speak English, I bringing my grandson".

The man Said, "Ok, so he will translate". Now for your first question...

1) What is the capital of America?
The Iranian woman's grandson told her, "Man kojaa raftam college?"
"Vashangton!!", said the grandma. "That was correct, now for
question number 2...

2) When is Independence Day for America?
The Grandson Said, "Neyman Marcoos kay haraaj daare?"
"July Fourt!!", the grandma said.
"Correct, now for question number 3...
3) Who ran for President this year but lost?
The grandson told his grandmother, "Oon Martike ke baa dokhtare
shomaa aroosi kard, ke doosesh nadaarin, kojaa bere?"
She Said, "Too goooor!!!"
"Wow, wonderful job, now for your final question...
4) Who is the President of the United States now?
The grandson so translated, "Har vaght pesaret gooz Mide, as chish
narahat mishi?" "Boooosh!!", grandma answered.
She is a US citizen now....

زبان پول

A crusty old man walks into a synagogue and says to the secretary, "I would
like to join this fucking congregation."
The astonished woman replies, 'I beg your pardon, sir.
I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?'
'Listen up, goddam it. I said I want to join this fucking congregation'
'I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated here.'
The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the rabbi's study to inform him
of her situation.
The rabbi agrees that the secretary doesn't have to listen to such
profanity.
They both return to her office and the rabbi asks the old man, ‘Sir, what
seems to be the problem here?'
'There is no fucking problem,' the man says.
'I just won $200 million in the god damn lottery and I want to join this
fucking synagogue to get rid of some of this fucking money.'
'I see,' says the rabbi. 'And this fucking bitch is giving you a hard time?'